The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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