Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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