Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
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