But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
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The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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