David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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