Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
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