What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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