Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
Randomize
