You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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