tell your sister to shave her snatch
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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