I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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