Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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