Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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