I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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