all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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