...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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