do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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