also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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