THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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