If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
My bed smells like the plague
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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