dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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