It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
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