The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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