Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
God, I missed his penis.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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