whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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