Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
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