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Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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