So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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