Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
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