Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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