We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Even my vagina gasped.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
