He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
