Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
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