you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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