Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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