But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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