You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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