How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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