He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
Randomize
