ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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