porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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