Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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