I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I have fence marks all over my body
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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