I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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