Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
that's an acceptable place to lick
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
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