Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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