New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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