Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
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