thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
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