Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
You're like the curious george of whores
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
I FOUND THE LEGS
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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