Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Randomize
