And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
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