Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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