So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
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