we have pet lesbian snakes
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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