I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
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