found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
It was like getting head from an anaconda
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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