I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
Randomize
